Have you ever forgot to breathe? How about blink your eyes? These events have occurred frequently to me. Usually everything will start to go black and at this time I go through a mental checklist.
"Hmm, did you forget to blink? Let's see.
Do your eye lids feel like sandpaper on your eyes?
Yes: Blink your eyes dumbass.
No: Proceed down the list.
Hmm, did you forget to breath? Let's see.
When you inhale oxygen, does everything come back into focus?
Yes: Wow, it takes someone really special to forget to breathe.
No: Hmm, your shit out of luck, some internal organ must be failing, nice knowing you."
Ok, this has never happened. Or has it