Have you ever forgot to breathe? How about blink your eyes? These events have occurred frequently to me. Usually everything will start to go black and at this time I go through a mental checklist.

"Hmm, did you forget to blink? Let's see.
Do your eye lids feel like sandpaper on your eyes?
Yes: Blink your eyes dumbass.
No: Proceed down the list.

Hmm, did you forget to breath? Let's see.
When you inhale oxygen, does everything come back into focus?
Yes: Wow, it takes someone really special to forget to breathe.
No: Hmm, your shit out of luck, some internal organ must be failing, nice knowing you."

Ok, this has never happened. Or has it? But seriously, it has...


...not.

Anyway, what useless involuntary bodily functions have you forgot to do?